why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(Source: hashtagugly)

She fell asleep about 2 hours ago. I have to pee for about an hour.

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You Are The Coolest Person In This Coffeeshop Book Rec List


catastrophic-intervals asked you: I’m dying for her some fresh reading and I was wondering whether you had any suggestions, considering I worship almost everything you reblog or post. In a non-stalkery way. Mostly.

aww, darling, thank you! have a special list, the You Are The Coolest Person…

Regina teaching Emma magic, obviously

Killian Jones in the Year Without Emma


Meanwhile, in the Land Without Magic…

Anonymous asked:
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee


"The Jolly Roger" sneak peek #2 (x)


the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

(Source: elijahwood)