why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
She fell asleep about 2 hours ago. I have to pee for about an hour.
CS highlights from VH1 Morning Buzz interview (x)
catastrophic-intervals asked you: I’m dying for her some fresh reading and I was wondering whether you had any suggestions, considering I worship almost everything you reblog or post. In a non-stalkery way. Mostly.
aww, darling, thank you! have a special list, the You Are The Coolest Person…
Meanwhile, in the Land Without Magic…
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
the single greatest scene in the history of cinema